Monkey Knife Fight

Recently I decided to try my hand at writing as a source of income, and found myself a pretty decent looking website where buyers post their writing projects, and potential providers bid, and are awarded the project contract.  Some good money can be made with this site, and since I’ve been a member (for just shy of a week now) I have bid on a project, and have won; I have been hired to write!

Now, I’m pretty excited about this, for a few reasons; One) I’m lazy as all Hell. I despise getting up early; two) I hate interacting with strangers/co-workers; three) the only thing I’m qualified to do is customer service and labor jobs. Well, fuck that, those jobs suck; and four) I have absolutely NO fucking writing experience at all, and if you couldn’t tell by eying over what I’ve written here, I should be very fucking grateful.

The project that I placed a bid on was to write 35 articles a week, writing on topics about governmental policies  in both Canada and USA, and tear them apart.  It was a way to inform people of what’s going on in their world, and make them conscious to it.

Well, I was right about the making people conscious part. I get the project details sent to me, and a set of keywords that the articles are to be written around. Here is a couple of the Keywords;

• Genetically modified food labeling;
• Federal Reserve Act of 1913; and
• Retina Scans/security biometrics

Turns out that I’m to write articles making people aware of the grand scheme that our governments are trying to build a fucking police state. I’ll pause for a second to let you regain focus, as I’m sure the amount of stupidity probably did a number on you as well……. Alright. My head is spinning right now, I’m so fucking lost as to what I need to do here.

Question; what does a 21 year old resident of New Brunswick, Canada, who’s highest level of education is a high school diploma, stuffed away in a box somewhere ( i.e. ME) know about the hidden agendas of people in the top echelons of government? Rhetorical question; NOTHING.